"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition."
"Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them."
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
|Doctor:||Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?
| Me:||*Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
New perspective on what mothers usually find “annoying”
This is adorable.
This really changed my perspective on her late night cries or even when I want to complain about how heavy she is to carry…
Oh little Jellybean, It’s okay. Mommy will work on being more patient.
This made me tear up because, now that he can talk, my son does tell me that he loves me at random times for seemingly no reason.
;___; my cries. All mommies should see this. Impatient moms make for very sad children…and teenagers…and adults.
(Source: hyojineee, via clockworkmermaid)
"Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes."